So my dearest is still in need of soft food. A lack of dental availability during the U.K. lockdown has lead to a tooth extraction.

I fried one red onion, chopped. Two sausages, chopped. An inch of garlic paste, half a small pepper, chopped. A mug of finely chopped kale leaves. Salt.

When gently browned, reduce the heat to lowest. Add five free range eggs, beat well. Cover and leave

I served with a potato and parsnip mash made with equal amounts of each, one teaspoon of rock salt. Then mashed in half of the cooking juice and two ounces of butter.